Hwat

I don’t understandddd

So the funeral service was kind of a drag today. The hotel was amazing though, and I really befriended my grandma (finally). We had a lot of good laughs.

I met some hotass girl who works in the Senate in Washington D.C.

I found out that a relative of mine lives in L.A. and works as a “nanny” for Robin Thicke. Potential meet&greet and what not next time he comes to Detroit may or may not happen.

I went shopping at Tanger and got two pairs of shoes and two pairs of jeans for less than $100. Not too shabby.

A sales associate flirted with me when I tried to try on my pants. I flirted back a bit, and then my mom came in and cockblocked the shit out of me.

I ate the sloppiest burger of my life and now I’m paying for it.

edwardspoonhands:

judhudson:

awkward-elevator:

Swedish Chef Ramsay

Oh god, I’m in tears, specially the last one.

I would watch this.

For the past 3 nights I’ve had intense, lucid dreams with premonitory elements that actually came true.

For instance, thursday night I dreamt that I was back in high school and was being taught AP physics by Dr. Serri again. Friday morning my mom sends me to Churchill to finalize scholarship documents and I run into Dr. Serri.

Last night I dreamt I was in an arcade with Alex (my roommate) and I was having a rather intense discussion with a black mother about how we had “driven so far to come here” and how she had no right to kick me off the DDR machine. Sure enough tonight I end up at Zap Zone with Alex Laberge. Fortunately no black woman yelled at me, but I did play DDR.

I’m excited to see what tonight holds. Maybe I’ll find something that can give my life some direction. Either way, these are some of the most enjoyable dreams I’ve ever had.

But it was a fantastic night, so I can’t complain.

downsincedawn:

Fatfuck Nick:

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